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Location: Halo
Job: Halo Spartan
The Cake is a lie.
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i know how you make Kratos. You Need: White Skin Colour, Then Look in Heads and Find a Small Black Beard. Then Look in Body and Find The Red Body Pattern and The Skirt. Then Look in Misc and Find The Shoes With Holes In them and the Wrist bands.
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FIND THE INFORMANT
Pick up package - get scanner
Head to forest city
Go to Pub
Use scanner on patrons until informant is revealed
ELIMINATE PIG HUNTER
Go to forest
Activate energy shield
Kill pig hunter in gun battle
FIND THE BLUE TEDDY GUARD
Defeat the Pig Hunter
Travel to the edge of the forest
RECOVER SKY KEY
Find Furry Green Shawl
Trade for Slingshot
Collect Pebbles for Ammo
Shoot mayor with slingshot
Recover sky key
Give Sky key to Blue Teddy Guard
FIND FURRY GREEN SHAWL
Talk to Snail farmer - get BAGEL application
Become BAGEL member
Bring BAGEL membership to farmer
Get Snail
Give Snail to Tailor
BECOME BAGEL MEMBER
Give application to Gardener
Find Purple Rose
FIND PURPLE ROSE
Collect Purple rose from forest
Give Rose to Gardener
FIND MEDICINAL BLUE FLOWER
Become BAGEL member
Pick Medicinal Blue Flower from garden
Give Flower to Doctor
MAKE TEDDY BEAR UNIFORM
Call in THE DOCTOR favor
Visit doctor and get healed
Get Teddy Bear from gift shop
Call in THE TAILOR favor
Give teddy bear to tailor
Put on Teddy Bear Helmet
FIX CATAPULT
Trade for Slingshot
Collect pebbles for ammo
Shoot animals with slingshot
Trade animals to the scavenger
Trade for Pole and Bungee Cord
Trade for seat in Trade-o-matic
Use pole, bungee cord and seat on Catapult frame
SAVE THE KITTY CAPTAIN
Trade for Glue Paper
Put glue paper on web
Shoot spider with laser gun
Save Kitty!
ELIMINATE COMMANDER POPPET
Go to Poppet's tent
Call in KITTY CAPTAIN favor
Call in THE OLD COLLECTOR favor
Shoot Jack-in-the-box guard
Shoot Poppet
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Man u need to make it better by making it easier
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damn im $0.53 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Sorry but it is so ez and short
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this is good
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Once upon a time, there was a Sexy kingdom called Noobland. Everything was peaceful in Noobland until one day a Slutty creature called Shitbag attacked. Shitbag had the Crotch of a/an Deer and the Ass Crack of a/an Womb. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Crappy knight to save Noobland, and that knight's name was CoolGuy. As soon as CoolGuy heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Green armor and started riding his Vomit to Shitbag's lair. He took his Groiny Chainsaw and shitted the beast's Urine. The beast screamed FUCK!!!!! And then pissed at CoolGuy almost killing him. CoolGuy used his last bit of energy to rape Shitbag away. Thanks to CoolGuy, the kingdom of Noobland was saved and CoolGuy and the princess lived happily ever after.
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this deserves to be on newgrounds
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if you need cheats here are the passwords.
1.cat
2.compact
3.mushrooms
4.grass
5.cheese
6.ackbar
7.queue
8.swordfish
9.113
10.pizza
11.fisher
12.nah
13.templet
14.pretty
15.ruler
16.carmine
17.squirrel
18.atlas
19.press jack in
20.pasty
21.cake
22.rapture
23.orange
24.commercials
25.horse
26.controller
27.press tab key
28.bbs
29.action
30.cat
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i would never live in that kind of place though, anyway AWESOME!!!
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